Sorry 4 Partying

i have two papers, an exam, work for my job, and homework due tomorrow.  and my best friend is from out of town.  we spent all day baked watching the cooking network.  totally not sorry for partying

i invited two ex’s and a hookup to the same party in a drunken texting rampage.  They all stayed around to see who would be the last to leave.  They all realized what was up.  They all got pissed, left, and then i called another girl.  Night salvaged.  sorry for partying

This morning I went to practice at 7am after staying out at the bars until 2:30am. I wasn’t feeling the greatest, and I threw up in front of everyone while my coach was talking to us about being responsible on Dillo Day. Sorry for partying.

 I am the maid of honor at my best friend’s wedding this summer. At her bachelorette party last night, I got a little crazy and passed out before we even left her apartment. Needless to say, it was not the bachelorette party she had imagined. Sorry for partying.

 Last night I was out celebrating my friend’s birthday. A girl walked up to me, told me I was cute, and asked if I wanted to make out with her. I responded by saying, “hold on, I’m playing bp right now”. Sorry 4 partying.

(Maple) Lost sandal (and dignity) doing keg stands at 10am.  Sorry for partying. too early 4 this…

(Lakefill) Threw away my size 11 shoes and some girl picked them up.  I saw her wearing them but she wouldn’t give them back. wtf?  sorry for partying

(Noyes)  Saw my Econ TA at the D&D buying ice cream.  Gave him a hug and told him he was my sexiest TA ever.  Sorry4Partying but you’re still hot

(Lakefill) Brought my Coach Fitz mask in my handbag.  Terrified the security guard who was checking for alcohol.  Sorry4Partying.

(Lakefill) Crowd surfing and they dropped me.  Pharrell told me to.  Sorry4Partying. 

(Maple) Found bubble machine in someone’s room.  Tried to steal it but couldn’t figure out where it was plugged in.  Sorry4Partying.

(Noyes) Bought lemonade from a little kid and told them to work hard so they can go to a good school like Northwestern.  Then fell off the sidewalk.  Sorry4Partying.

(Dorm) Woke up and found five angry texts from my roommate, my dress on backwards, and a random guy sleeping in the bed next to me. Sorry for partying.

(Lakefill) Woke up at nine in the morning to start drinking. Passed out before 12. Missed all of Dillo Day. Lost my keys. Lost my ID. Lost my dignity.  S4P

(Evanston) Got robbed while blacked out and driven back to Evanston by the cops from Wrigleyville. Sorry for partying, i’m a dumbass

(Chicago) Had TWO cups of orange punch and blacked out. The next morning, my friends and I took our friend to the Harry Potter Exhibit. On the way there, threw up on the intercampus shuttle, then threw up on the cab ride to the museum.  Sorry for Partying.

(Keg) Went to the keg and immediately saw two guys at the bar who told me they were students at Northwestern too. Started talking to them about Northwestern and proceeded to talk to them for half an hour until my friend dragged me away. The next day, my friend told me the guys looked like they were thirty and they definitely did NOT go to Northwestern.  Sorry For Partying NU

(Tech) Had a screaming contest with my friends in Tech on Saturday morning, thinking that no one was there….until my Professor came out and yelled at me. S4P.

I woke up with a bite of hot pocket in my mouth the rest of it was stuck melted to my sheets. Sorry for partying.

I woke up in a hotel room soaking wet in someone elses clothes next to a guy whose name I could not recall, or maybe never knew. Lucky for me his parents walked in at that moment calling his name to wake him up. They found my clothes on the bathroom floor and put me in a cab home. I puked out the cab window all the way down Sheridan road as I passed campus (this was not a weekend). Sorry for Partying. 

I got physically removed from burger king for wearing no shoes and passing out in my hamburger. Sorry for partying.

I woke up with tortilla chips in ever single pair of my pants pockets, even the ones folded in the dresser. ??? Sorry for partying.

I brought the buses first aid kit home instead of my purse, then walked the wrong was down sheridan road home. Sorry for partying.

I came home in a towel, still dont know where my clothes went (its been 3 years since). Sorry for partying.

We have all had those moments.  Yes, you have too.  You know what I mean.  Those moment when you wake up and can feel in the air that something is wrong.  You aren’t quite sure what you did last night, but you know you’ll be hearing about it later that day. We dedicate this page to that moment— everyone needs a defense for their actions.  Sorry 4 partying is our defense.  Here we will share our battle stories as well as those of fellow northwestern students.

Although no names will be used, you’ll be sure to see some of your friends up on here.  Please be nice though, at some point or another we are all sorry for partying.

love, 

the S4P crew